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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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