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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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