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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Zeus eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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