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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Yoda eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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