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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rufus eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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