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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Murphy eaten by

a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺
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