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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Thor eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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