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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Squishy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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