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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dexter eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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