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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Widget eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏

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