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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Jelly eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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