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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Sparkles eaten by

a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖
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