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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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