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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗

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