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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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