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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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