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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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