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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Jenkins eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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