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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Jenkins eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗

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