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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Tinkerbell eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍

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