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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Misty eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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