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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Maggie eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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