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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗

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