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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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