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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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