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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Buddy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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