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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Buddy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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