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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Millie eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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