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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rosie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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