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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rosie eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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