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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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