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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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