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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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