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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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