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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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