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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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