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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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