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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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