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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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