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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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