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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Charlie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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