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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Alfie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺

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