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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Molly eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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