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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Bella eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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