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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Poppy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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