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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Smeagol eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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