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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Frodo eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛

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