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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏
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