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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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