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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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