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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺

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