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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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