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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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