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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Weasley eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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