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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Akira eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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