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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Kirk eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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