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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rex eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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